This year will be his professional debut
But we already know how much he enjoys the zoo,
In the trenches he's a wrecker
That young Taylor Decker,
We're pretty pumped to see what he can do.
Our next draft pick has always looked old
And opposing offenses always seemed to fold,
He's got both brains and brawn
His friends call him A'Shawn,
Good luck stopping him without a hold.
They're both used to hearing 'Go Blue'
Together, there's a lot they've been through,
We're glad they're on our side
Now fighting for #OnePride,
We welcome Glasgow and Rudock to our crew.
Miles Killebrew lays all the big hits
The man's effort, it simply never quits,
He's known as the muscle hammer
Although he's not a fan of the glamour,
Safety or linebacker, he'll play wherever he fits.
In the 5th round this lineman got the call
He's somewhat the opposite of small,
He's sturdy as a rock
And quick with the block,
From across the country we welcome Joe Dahl.
Antwione Williams was our next draft pick
After the combine he shot up draft boards real quick,
College ball in the Sun Belt
And a smile that'll make you melt,
Plus he knows how to make a dishwasher tick.
Our next rookie is a local boy from Tawas City
He tackles trees, so you know he's got to be gritty,
On the field he's a killer
Both on and off he's a thriller,
We welcome Zettel to Detroit with this ditty.
A new face for some of you perhaps
But others know him for his trick snaps,
It's his personal mission
To help us gain field position,
To Jimmy Landes, a tip of our caps.
Our last pick was well worth the wait
A speedster right out of the gate,
We're afraid you're insane
If you think you're faster than Dwayne,
And it's really not up for debate.